Tiny Menace · kids’ tee · £22.95
Certified wee belters
Gaun yersel,wee yin.
Translation: go on yourself, wee one. You have got this.
Organic cotton baby vests, baby tees and kids’ tees for weans with personality. Choose a garment, find their size, then pick the mischief.
Find their fit.
Start with the garment. Find the slogan that sounds like your wean.
Fifteen designs. Pick your mischief.
Every design comes as a baby vest, baby tee or kids’ tee. Garment sizes and colours are shown on each product page.
15 designs
A joke for the grown-ups.
A joke for the grown-ups.
A joke for the grown-ups.
The present that turns up sorted.
02 / Gifting
£42Two tees, one gift.
Pick any two slogans. They arrive folded in cream tissue with a card on top, tucked into a recyclable kraft mailer and tracked to your door, so the present is sorted before you have taken your coat off. The joke is for the grown-ups. The tee is for the wean.
- 01 Any two tees from the fifteen
- 02 Wrapped in cream tissue, card on top
- 03 Free tracked GB delivery over £40, plastic-free
- 04 Choose the size and colour for each garment
- 05 Or any two baby vests for £32
Soft on the wean. Tough on the wash.
04 / CareThe care label is the one bit of the site we play straight. Mostly.
The PETA-Approved Vegan and GOTS certifications belong to the garment blank, not to Wee Belter.
- 01 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- 02 Wash at 30°C, inside out. Do not tumble dry.
- 03 Iron inside out. Do not iron the print.
- 04 Do not bleach the personality
- 05 Compare a garment that fits with the product size guide.
- 06 Not sleepwear. No cords, no drawstrings, ever
Dressed for the occasion.
05 / Seasonal30 November
St Andrew's Day
The patron saint's day, sorted. Dress the wean like they mean it.
Shop Scottish31 December
Hogmanay
First footing in a fresh tee. Bring coal, shortbread and a wee belter.
Shop the range25 January
Burns Night
Their first Burns Night. Address the haggis properly, and dress the toast-proposer.
Shop ScottishMatch days
Scotland at home
No Scotland, no party. Kit the wee Tartan Army out before kick-off.
Tartan Army tee