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The collection has no 2-3Y option, so check the child’s current size before choosing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers before choosing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e Use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003esize guide\u003c\/a\u003e, then compare a T-shirt that fits with the product measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere are the gentler jokes?\u003c\/strong\u003e Browse the wider \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/kids-tees\"\u003efunny kids’ T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should the print be washed?\u003c\/strong\u003e Follow the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/care-guide\"\u003ecare guide\u003c\/a\u003e: wash at 30°C inside out, with no bleach or tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mum-says-im-a-wee-💩-organic-toddler-t-shirt","title":"Mum Says I'm A Wee 💩 - Organic Kids’ T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSigned, sealed, certified trouble. Mum's own testimony.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStraight from the source. If anyone would know, it is Mum, and she has signed the certificate. The poo does the swearing so nobody else has to. A Mother's Day tee that says what everybody is thinking, on soft organic cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFibre:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% organic ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVegan friendly:\u003c\/strong\u003e PETA-Approved Vegan garment (Stanley\/Stella organic cotton), printed in the UK with water-based vegan inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash cool, inside out. Do not tumble the chaos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizing:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3-4Y and 5-6Y.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order and posted in the UK. 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